apple

1. n. a baseball.

□ Jim slammed the apple over the plate, but the ump called it a ball.

□ Just when I raised my arm to throw to second, the damn apple slipped out of my hand and rolled down my arm. Now, explain that!

2. n. an Amerindian who behaves more like a European than an Amerindian. (Like the apple, the person is red on the outside and white on the inside. Patterned on oreo. See also banana. Rude and derogatory.)

□ Stop acting like an apple all the time!

□ Sam is your typical apple. Can’t decide who he really is.

3. n. a breast. (Usually plural. Usually objectionable.)

□ Look at the firm little apples on that girl!